One year when you walked into an exam with those red lips I was like “and...– A, before we were friends :)
Him: *about to tell me something, smiling
Him: *shakes his hand (it was loud)
Me: No! Tell me!!
Him: I wanted to ask you to dance at grad
In my head - AWWWWWWW. I knew it!
*regarding math question done in class
John: Shouldn't it be 900?
Me: It should be over 9000!
*class erupts in laughter
Prof: I hope that was a deliberate exaggeration (he was like wtf? hahaha)
Man, someone needs to knock some sense into you.
But I’m not going to waste me time and energy doing so, however wasting 30 seconds of my time posting this will be adequate.
V: Are you still dating that guy that wears ugly sandals?
V: Ohhhh, sry
Me: Haha it's okay
V: He wore ugly sandals anyways.
Me: He was offended by that comment though, haha.
V: GOOD. THEY WERE TERRIBLE. MY PA WEARS BETTER ONES
I’m afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning.– Andy Warhol (via ola-linda) Something, or even someone.
saditu: something about him is so beautiful…
Slow to catch feelings, quick to lose interest.– T
I have lost so much respect for you.
the "yolo" term.
How fucking oblivious can you be, OBVIOUSLY you only live once. Doesn’t mean you should go out and get high and drunk and do fuck all, all the time. Do something that’s going to be beneficial and meaningful to your life in the long run. Re-evaluate your life. Set goals and dreams, and aim for them. Don’t be stuck in a rut. You’re not a cat.
I love it when gay guys compliment you, 'cause you...
I don't normally say this but...
I can’t get over how cute this guy is, bahaha, I’m an idiot.